F-Machine ALPHA Reviews

F-Machine ALPHA

F-Machine ALPHA Sex Machine

Review Score: 9.6 / 10

Customer's Reviews

Best buy for those with a budget less than £1k

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sammy J

I had saved up all year to manage to buy this sex machine and I am really pleased with the value for money. There are probably some better machines available but not at this price. I have been using it loads and really getting my moneys worth.

Most modern must-have machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sarah Johnson

Got one to upgrade my trusty old Pro II which has served me well for many-a-year. This machine is a proper upgrade, modernised, all the bells & whistles, remotely controllable using F-machine's new app. I think it is way better than all the machines they have produced in the past - and they're good!

I'm really happy with my alpha

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Kiera White

I am so pleased with my machine, everything about it I rate good. I would advise others looking to buy a machine from F-Machine to buy the Alpha.

I would recommend this to others

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Harry Owen

It was a complete spur of the moment buy, a purchase which I initially regretted, that is until it arrived. It is one hell of a f*cking machine!! Super powerful, easy to control, fully adjustable and APP control. I am so happy I bought it without even putting much thought into it. I would certainly recommend this machine to others thinking about it. I didn't think about it, I didn't even need a machine, but so glad I got it.

Number 1

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Joseph

If you are wanting something that lives up to its name. 'ALPHA' is the sex machine for those who need an assertive, dominant, strong & powerful, fuck machine.

The perfect upgrade to the Pro 4

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Vanny

I first discovered f-machine machines when my partner got me the pro 4 for Valentines. The second I saw that they were releasing a new machine, I just had to have. It is like buying a completely different product, all the upgrades and new features make it a significant improvement on the Pro 4.

What a machine!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Victoria L

I have been lucky enough to own a number of machines from several differnt brands over the years but nothing and I mean nothing has come close to the experince Alpha offers.

What you waiting for?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sub M

Don't give it a seconds thoughts. If you are looking for a machine designed to satisfy the needs of a true submissive, Alpha is for you.

Just needs a live streaming app

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Jessica James

Everything is perfect except for the fact there is no live streaming app that works with cam sites like how the Lovense one. Apart from that I am happy the machine.

Good reveiw

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Hal

I reveiw this product 5 out of 5 stars.

Great sex machine for LDR

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by B & A

The alpha machine was the solution to our sexless long distance relationship. After I suggested we look at ways in which we can add some intimacy to our relationship while apart, my husband got this machine sent to me. At first I didn't know what to think, I was hinting at maybe something like a lush sex toy, but thought to myself I would give it a try. Almost immediately this machine gave me back my sex life. My hubby has some competition to live up to when I get back home.

Fantastic machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Colin G

Very happy with the purchase and rest assured it comes delivered in discreet packaging. I was a little unsure at first but now I am getting in to using it on a regular basis I can vouch for how good it can fuck.

It works perfectly

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Thomas L

Hi. I just wanted to say that it works great, so easy and convenient, everything is quick set, no stress to adjust or change the attachable, the application works a charm!

Gay anal newbie ruined

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by RT

So, some months back I began practising prostate massage and soon discovered my P-spot and just how pleasurable orgasms were. It left me craving being fucked, but I was not really ready for realtime anal fun with other guys. I took a real punt as I could not handle much anally but hoped that gaining some experience with the Alpha machine would soon have me confident for real cock. What can I say other than this think has ruined me, in a good way. I am such a cock whore and addicted to receiving anal sex, so much so that I am writing this review not long after my first meet. Gay or curious and seeking some anal experience? Get yourself one of these fuckers.

!!! Cheapest Alpha in the UK !!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Allie Manning

Great machine - even better price. I would advise buying it before there's a chance the price is put up, especially if you are lucky enough to get a decent voucher code too. Much cheerier than other UK shops.

Love it

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by KDB

If you are a kinky bitch like myself and looking for some down right dirty fucking machine fun, this machine is the real deal. There's no shame in admitting you enjoy being bent over and fucked good and proper, even if it is by a machine which is now technically your master.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Mandy Dawson

Oh my god, for fcuk sake, what the fcuk! Oh yes, oh yes, OH YES.... Sorry I decided to write my F-machine Alpha review while testing it out. I am currently laid on my back, legs spread, Alpha is digging me out with its dong, harder, faster, oh yes, pleeeeeeease! Harder, harder, make me cum, fcuk me, ohhhh, oooh, oh, mmmmm, aaaaahhhhhhyyyyyaaaaahhhhhhh.

Go for it

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Collette H

The ALPHA's an awesome F machine which packs a real punch! You will have loads of good times with it. If you are undecided about it, hence reading reviews, I would say there's nothing stopping you from buying one yourself.

Perfect partners plus 1

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Emma & James

This is a perfect machine for couples looking for one to add some extra fun to their relationship. It's like having a threesome, polyamorous relationship and even an affair when your man is away. It really spiced up our love life.

It will leave you shaking

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Honey

Before I experienced the Alpha I was under the impression that I have had plenty of really good sex before. This machine was an eye-opener, giving me the most extreme screaming orgams that I had never had before, it gives you so much pleasure and complete satisfaction, I am talking full body climax with every part shaking, buzzing head to toe, it does not stop thrusting until you are done, and by done I mean DONE! I dare you to get one.

My first sex machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Steph S

I was not sure if this was the right machine, suitable for a first time sex machine user, but I gambled with it knowing I was buying a good quality machine which would meet all my future needs. I can confirm to any other potential buyers wondering if this machine is ideal for beginners, it is perfect for both newbies and more advanced sex machine users.

The best f*ck on the planet

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Shauna Birkin

Greedy girl and size queen approved. The alpha machine can satisfy the greediest of girls who can only be satisfied by adequately sized cocks, that can perform, relentlessly, it doesn't quit until you quit.

The wife's favourite

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Barney

Got for the missus after one of the guys down at our local swingers club had recommended it. At a stag and hotwife couple, I love watching her enjoying herself with others, but unfortunately there's a lot of time where the stud just does not perform, no trouble with the Alpha, I love seeing her completely finished off every time. Wendy is now insatiable for this machine far too often and rarely needs me now, but that's great.

I am happy with this

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Jess T

Everything works as described and buying was a good experience too. I am completely happy with the machine and the retailer. Thank you, Jess.

Another 10/10 review

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Briana

It was down to reading through all the reviews on here that led me to buying. So here I am after receiving mine a couple of weeks back, it has been given a couple of uses and I am another customer that is going to give it full marks.

Better than the F-Machine Pro 4

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Elle Samuels

A great machine for content creators who produce sex machine content for sites like onlyfans. I was sent the F-Machine Pro 4 a few months back by a fan and loved the machine, but still decided to buy the Alpha myself. I would advise others who are considering both machines to go with this as is is far superior in every department. Go Alpha.

Disability friendly

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by L Ellis

Not going in to detail: This product is good for those with a wide range of disabilities who struggle otherwise to have sexual intercourse.

Be the Alpha's gay bottom

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Mike Firth

Never ever I have felt like such a little wimp bitch to an Alpha, albeit it's a machine, but yes this machine is my Alpha and I am not ashamed to publish how much I submit to bending over and taking every thing it has to give.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Nat S


Turned my boyfriend into a real cuckold

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Faye Kilburn

Me and my BF had been exploring cuckolding for some time but never actually cucked him, just roleplaying with toys, but this makes him feel like he is a real cuckold and has been cuckolded, especially as he gets to see how much better than him it can perform plus the fact that I prefer this machine over him and all men. The perfect product for cuckold couples looking to take it further without any of the risk.

We got two machines, they are that good

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by D & S

A gay couple who got our first alpha a few weeks back, but having seen how much fun they are, one of us would end up getting jealous and wanting in on the action while the other was taking it from the machine. Picture the scene now, we are net over side by side, an Alpha each, making out while we both take it. So hot.

Service and satisfaction

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by B J

Sex machine shop UK recommended the Alpha sex machine to me after I needing some advice on choosing a machine that would be most suitable to me. It is the perfect buy and I could don't be happier. For the initial service and support to the satisfaction I was guaranteed by this machine. Thanks guys!

Faulty machine replaced within 24 hours!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Michelle Bedford

The first F-machine alpha that I received had a faulty motor and kept cutting out. I contacted F-machine directly who confirmed the fault and sent me replacement straight away. The replacement works perfectly and I am happy with it.

Will recommend it

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by J Knightly

After buying one from here and using it on a regular basis for nearly 2 months now, I can vouch for the machine and have no hesitation in recommending it to others.

The best F-Machine machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sammie R

I have had all the F-Machine machines from Pro II, 3 and 4. The last two machines weren't much different and not much of notable upgrade, but the Alpha on the other hand, everything is improved, the design, technology, quality, performance and the new App that allows you to control it via bloetooth, even share a control link with anyone connected to the internet, it really is the best yet from F-Machine.

Alpha by name, Alpha by nature!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Louise Kay

The ultimate Alpha for likeminded submissives. This machine certainly lives up to its name. It's Alpha!

Best ever wishlist gift

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Strongqueen

The alpha is the best wishlist item I have ever been gifted before. I just love deep-throating it before it uses both other holes, even simultaneously using the DP adapter. I am so grateful to the anonymous buyer who bought twos for me.

What can I say that hasn't already been said?!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Charlotte Smales

I am never really sure what to write for reviews other than praising how good it is, but have you read all the previous Alpha reviews, I could repeat each and every single reviewers feedback, there's nothing I can really add, just more of the same, everything is good.

Surprised at how good it was

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Claire L

I have bought many an adult toy before today, most of which end up been somewhat of a let down, like I said "before today"… The Alpha is an exception to all my previous product experiences. In fact I would go as far as saying you will read how good it is, expecting half of it to be advertising talk. But believe me when I say I was even more impressed, it was better than how good they said it was. It literally can do every thing I want and more.