FuckYeah FY500 Reviews

FuckYeah FY500

FuckYeah FY500 Sex Machine

Review Score: 9.8 / 10

Customer's Reviews

The best but comes at a price

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Janey-Leigh Hannah

I am a content creator and wanted the fy500 machine for that reason. I was lucky enough to be able to raise the funds to afford it after nearly a year of tips from my fans. I already have the Shockspot, Tango, Servok, F-Machine Alpha and 2 other Hismith machines, but nothing could have prepared me for owning a sex machine that fucks so hard, even with my biggest Bad Dragon, Sinnovator and Mr Hankey's Toys. If you are fortunate enough to be able to finance such a sex machine, do not hesitate or consider something cheaper. If you want a machine that is made for fucking without any limits. Add the fy500 to your cart, you are missing out on a sex life!

Forget couple's therapy

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Kath & George

We bought this machine as a gift for each other to celebrate our silver wedding anniversary. As a happily married couple of 25 years, we have utilised many a sex toy, including other fuck machines, to enhance the sexual side of our relationship ever since we met. We're not really into over-sized toys, but did need a machine that could perform without any problems with everyday dildos, as every other machine we have tried just isn't quite powerful enough when it counts. The FY500 is on the other hand has significantly more power than we would ever need, which means we will never need to buy another sex machine again.

The real alpha machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Prep Puppy

Any other F-Machine that claims to be the alpha is a fraud. If you have tried the Fuck Yeah machine you will realise every other machine is simply a sissy cuck bitch, submissive to the sheer fucking dominance of the real Dom hard fuck bull of this master of all fucks.

Completed it!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Jay

Morning benders. Fuck yeah machine? Completed it mate. My cock was far too big for it. Just kidding, but you get the picture, bragging about something that is impossible. This machine simply cannot be completed.

Extreme insertions fetish

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by OnlyFans Model

About a year ago I decided to begin showing off my unique ability to take the most extreme toys on Onlyfans and similar content sites. I soon realised the demand and obscene amounts of money people were throwing at me to show more and more depraved action, especially with massive monster and beast fantasy dildos. So it made complete sense to try and get my hands on this machine, and although the pre-order wait was a bit of a stress, once I received it my fans went mad, doubling my numbers and income monthly since it came. It is the ultimate extreme sex toys content creators machine, I now make more money online in a few days that it cost to buy this machine, it is crazy. [link removed]

Can comfortably do 2 at once

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Dane and Leon

FY-500 has more than enough power needed to do us both at the same time. We have had a special 2-person double-penetration attachment adapter custom-made by an engineer friend of ours. Allowing is to bend over or lay side-by-side and take extra large size dicks (anally) at the same time, and it still feels like it could have the power to do a three or more of us.

Be careful this thing could break you

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Analise

If you are seeking to feel like you have been abused. Just a word of caution, this machine is capable of leaving you well and truly fucked. It is not a machine for the faint-hearted. But if you are one of those who crave to be used sexually, desperate to push boundaries and cross some hard limits, then yeah you've come to the right place.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Billy

When it comes to writing product reviews, every one I have published on the internet preceding this, has usually contained elements of dissatisfaction and never ever close to receiving full marks. Until this one..... 100%, 10/10, 5 stars, however you rate it, it is the perfect score.

No hype, just facts

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Miss A Ferdinand

Everything that FuckYeah claim about this machine is true. I love how they don't have to give you some sales pitch to try and sell it. Just concise information about what it is and what it is capable of. All the specification is correct, well explained and free from deception. What you see is what you get. I would go as far as saying it plays down been the best, even though it clearly is.

The best kept secret on the internet

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by F Schlosshan

If you're reading this, then you have discovered the internet's best kept secret when it comes to sex machines. Hidden in a corner of the web reserved for the most hardcore of F machine fans.

Thank you FY

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Bernie

Thank you very much fuckyeah for making it possible to own such a machine. To both your machine and your service are so good.

Hardest, fastest, deepest.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Louse Kay

If you love taking it hard, fast and deep, the only sex machine that has the ability to satisfy, is the fy500 by FuckYeah. It may not be the most attractive or the quietest, but compared to how how much it'll make you scream and to how you'll look after a session, it is insignificant.

Such a good f*ck

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by HH

Well I have never received it like it before. A submissive for hung cocks powered by big muscular men, not even the biggest man I have taken to date can offer you as good a fcuk as the FY 500.

Made for size addicts

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sam J

If you are addicted to penetration, you have just found the drug that can give you a fix and feed your addiction. Be careful you don't overdose.

The only fuckmachine for xl dildos

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Stretched Slut

Just reiterating to those that seek a high quality fuckmachine designed to be used with extra-large dildos, do not hesitate or try and compare this with other fuckmachines. This is the only machine for xl dildo sex.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Hallie

This is the F'in god of sex machines. F Yeah have really done it with this one. Having had experience with F-Machine (Pro and Alpha) and Hismith (Premium) in the past, I knew how superior this was to those brands and models, but when you actually experience the FY500 for yourself you will be lost for words.

It will leave you shaking like a shittin dog

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Daz Firth

Excuse the expression. But being fucked so good that afterwards you resemble an English bull dog with the runs after eating last nights leftover vindaloo. An absolute shaking mess of orgasmic pleasure. You won't have experienced anything like it before. yYO have been warned.

Sexpert "Just have to have"

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sally Hunter

This machine is a truly awesome piece of kit, designed to cater for even for the most experienced and advanced users. It has some serious specs, head & shoulder above any competitor UK sex machines. I was really lucky to be able to test drive this machine before it was released for general sale. As somewhat of an authority on sex machines, I do honest reviews and I can endorse the claims made by the manufacturer and the other reviewers. I have written a couple of detailed reviews on this machine so far and each time I relive the experience in my mind, I realise just how much I need to have my own. So, I have returned here to shop.

Order received

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Mo

Thanks to the sex machine shop customer services team for your help, answering all my questions (sorry there was so many) and putting to my mind to rest, concerned about preordering, they provided clear timescales and regular updates on the status of my machine. I ended up receiving a mine a few weeks earlier than was initially expected. The machine is a beauty and was well worth the wait. Rally happy with the whole process.

Cya boyfriend, hello cuck.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Fiona

FuckYeah is soo good in the bedroom, my boyfriend simple cannot compete with this. I have decide to go down the cuckold relationship route since owning mine.

The World's BEST F Machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sky B

This has to be the best F machine in the world! If you can afford to spend £3000 on a machine then do not spare a second. I am unsure if this machine will become more readily available, but imagine of it was to cease production and you had not got one. Hurry, forget the rest, get the best!